:Dude, You're Dell Is On Fire

Despite being threatened by Dell that I wouldn't see my Dell laptops replacement battery until hell freezes over, it arrived the other day. About a week is all it took. I was preparing to make alternate plans if I didn't see it soon. I stuffed the explosive battery back in the mail, and sent it postal mail back to china. The poor mail person. Little did they know they would have to handle 4 million defective batteries that are anticipated to explode at any moment.